Spizzler

Noun- someone who is basically a lame-o they wont do anything spontaneous or on a night where school is the next day.

Me: Hey lets go to Emily's for movie night in like an hour!

Spizzler: Nah I can't we have school tomorrow.

Me: Yea but its not an all night thing just till like 10:00 or 11:00

Spizzler: Yea but its such late notice and I am kinda sleepy so gonna have to pass :(

by Brown Bear123545321 February 23, 2009

rick the sizzler

Justin Biebers snapchat username. He posts short videos that are either comedic or inspirational on his story. He sometimes wears a pair of sunglasses and a fake mustache and refers to himself as "Rick the sizzler" in his videos

rick the sizzler just posted on his story go check it out!

by Minhoisfine May 12, 2016

flamingo sizzler

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.

After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

by Mark Saben Thomas III September 3, 2007

Little Sizzler

A child left in the car during summer months

We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Double Sizzler

The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.

Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.

by adeptus clevis December 17, 2008

We Goin' Sizzler

Sports trash talk from the early 1990s, first coined in the movie "White Men Can't Jump". Used to intimidate opponents by implying that those who "goin' Sizzler" had already won the game and were planning to celebrate at Sizzler Steakhouse. Often, and as in White Men Can't Jump, the statement "we goin' sizzler" was known to backfire.

12 year old Little Leaguer whose team was up by 1 run late in the game, and who got to see an R-rated movie (White Men Can't Jump) and thought he was cool: "We Goin' Sizzler, We Goin' Sizzler!"

Other team scores 2 runs.

Aformentioned 12 year old: <Silence>

by White Men Can't Jump July 30, 2009