shizzler

a person that is off the hook, has skills, and able to everything with STYLE. Originates from shizzle.

I like to say, "the SHIZZLER strikes again."

by The ORIGINAL Shizzler. January 16, 2005

Shizzler

An Australian derogatory word for Torres Straight Islander.

That shizzler stole my apples!!

by Stephen3753 October 17, 2005

Shizzler's Hanky

A quick cleanup necessity for the strip club when a stripper/lap dancer bends over in your face and sharts, leaving you with fecal debris on your upper lip. Ewwwpsies.

Matt was in a strip club and after that voluptuous babe left him with a shizzler's lip, he pulled the shizzler's hanky out of his pocket and shazam, he looked swazzling; no worries the rest of the night.

by hidee's ho supply April 13, 2013

Chesapeake Shizzler

The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.

"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"

by Goose-person October 14, 2023

Shizzlenizingguard

Funniest word to say in the world. Origin comes from Scary Movie 3 during the news scene when two people were fighting/struggling to type what to say.

Person 1: What the Shizzlenizingguard is going on here?!?

Person 2: I don't know but it sounds funny.

by CoolDude 1 August 6, 2016

fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."

"fo shizzle ma nizzle that is dank shit"

by yo mama's snatch March 15, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

by Anonymous November 10, 2002