5 definitions by Charles Sm1th

Little Sizzler

A child left in the car during summer months

We came out of the store and the cops were breaking a window out of a moo van to rescue a little sizzler.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

moo van

A mini van that a breeder or parent of children drives

Jesus Emma that Breeder had her Moo Van stuffed with so many crotch fruit it made my uterus hurt.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly

If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer

by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011

Fresh Loaf

A new born baby

Betty came back to school after summer break having given birth to a fresh loaf.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011

Little Swimmer

Young children who invariably wander in to a pool and drown each year during summer months.

I was reading the paper and saw we had our first little swimmer of the year.

by Charles Sm1th October 22, 2011