spinkter

its the skin around your poopy hole!!!! it tastes good

by WOMPER June 7, 2003

Spinkter

A small doughnut with pink frosting; anything pink, round, and delicious.

Can I have a taste of your spinkter?

by Sequoia Johnson May 12, 2010

spinkter lips

One whose lips seem to always be wrapped around something weather it is another line of bull they are spewing or a same sex partner spewing.

I wish old Spinkter Lips would shut the hell up. I am tired of hearing about his late night bathroom escapades between he and Chuck.

by Don O Rama May 23, 2008

oral spinkter

A blowjob from the mouth using the lips

I was with my date last night and the oral spinkter was great! Never cum Soo hard in my life!

by Blue scrotum May 25, 2022

Spinsterlicious

Spinsterlicious: adj

o A delicious existence as a happy, unencumbered, unmarried, childfree woman

I live a Spinsterlicious life, no husband, no kids, no headaches!

by eleanore w October 18, 2010

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Spinster

A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan

I fear Sarah-Jane is going to end up a lonely spinster with only a cat by her side for company.

by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013