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Spinkter
Spinkter by Sequoia Johnson May 12, 2010
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spinkter • spinkter lips • spinkterclinch • oral spinkter • spinster • sphinkter • spinker • spanktervision • spincter • spinterest
spinkter lips
One whose lips seem to always be wrapped around something weather it is another line of bull they are spewing or a same sex partner spewing.
I wish old Spinkter Lips would shut the hell up. I am tired of hearing about his late night bathroom escapades between he and Chuck.
spinkter lips by Don O Rama May 23, 2008
oral spinkter
oral spinkter by Blue scrotum May 25, 2022
Spinsterlicious
Spinsterlicious by eleanore w October 18, 2010
Spinter’s third law
Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.
Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021
Spinster
A spinster, or old maid, is an older, childless woman who has never been married. A "spinster" is not simply a "single" woman, but a woman who has not formed a human pair bond by the time she is approaching or has reached menopause and the end of her reproductive lifespan
Spinster by Kurteos027 September 3, 2013
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.