Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

spermtee

Usually performed during a blowjob, the act of ejaculating on a girls' chin, creating the appearance of a goatee.

I went over to Ashley's house last night and gave her a spermtee.

by compact asian January 22, 2009

spermies

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermie

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Spermit the Frog

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003