spermied 

Childish past tense verb for ejaculating. When used during or shortly after a sexual encounter, this verb is known to off-put the other participant to the degree that they almost instantly decide never to have sex with them again.

Oops, I spermied in you.

spermied by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"

Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"

Spermed by naasty May 8, 2010

spermies 

A cute little term girls made up to define the adorable little sperm tadpoles.

*while watching "The Miracle of Life" Video* AWWWW!!!! Look at the little spermies!!

spermies by Heaphones + Miao June 19, 2003

Spermie 

Male sperm

A guy who keeps trying to get a girl he can't have

A) Look at my spermies under a microscope

B)Guy - "Wanna go out?"
Girl - "Dude you fuckin spermie leave me alone"

Spermie by pwnz0r September 19, 2003

get spermed 

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

get spermed by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023

spermed up 

When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.

Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.

spermed up by FoChedda February 15, 2009