Spermed

A replacement word used instead of "jizzed"

Erica says "Ew Bob you just spermed on that stuffed animal"

by naasty May 8, 2010

spermed

(v) To have sex with, or impregnate someone.

Sir Williams: Hey Cletus, I spermed your old lady.
Cletus: Whaaaaa?
Shondra: Oh no he di''nt!

by Sperminator September 7, 2008

spermed

the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.

i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.

by kaylanicool November 30, 2011

spermed

Pwned, owned or in a sentence like 'you got spermed' it is like saying 'you got served'.

After Alex was owned by Andrew in COD, Andrew said "You got spermed!!"

by Johnny Star May 15, 2010

spermed up

When a girl is filled up with a lot of sperm. There so much sperm up in there she could start her own sperm bank.

Dude! I hit that after Billy and i think Jim did too. She is so spermed up, she'll be spillin like a broken water pipe.

by FoChedda February 15, 2009

get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated

When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”

by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023

T-Spermed

When you're having a quickie and, to save trouble and mess, you ask the a guy to cum in your mouth but one or both of you timed it wrong so he ends up finishing on your T-Shirt.

"Jake T-Spermed again"

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016