spermaglite 

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

spermaglite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

spermactite 

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

spermactite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermalizer 

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.

He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force

Spermalizer by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003

Sperlagmite 

The crusty formation of residue that forms on the underside of a desk where copious amounts of porn is viewed.

I got totally grossed out when I tried to move my son's computer desk the other night. It had 6 inch sperlagmites on it!

Sperlagmite by MyLittleWarlock December 13, 2012