spermaglite

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009

spermactite

Sperm dripping downward. This was made famous by Ben Stiller in "There's Something About Mary".

noun: "You should have seen the spermactite i left on Debbie's chin last night."

Verb: " Im going to spermactite ya right in the eye"

by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermalizer

A special wrestling move that involves ejaculation causing loss of bodily function from the waist down.

He delivered the spermalizer with brutal, jarring force

by Roger Lodge November 9, 2003

Sperlagmite

The crusty formation of residue that forms on the underside of a desk where copious amounts of porn is viewed.

I got totally grossed out when I tried to move my son's computer desk the other night. It had 6 inch sperlagmites on it!

by MyLittleWarlock December 13, 2012