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Spengel
To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009
Related Words
Spenzel • senzelwe • spencelle • Spendelicious • Spengel • Stenzel • dirty spenzer • Hype Spenze • The Senzel
Stenzel
A woman who does not like sex outside of marriage; prude; will not put out.
Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Can be used as a noun or adjective.
Stenzel by CygnusTheMute June 28, 2007
The Senzel
When you take a vacation day on a Friday, and call in sick to work on a Monday, thus making it a four day weekend.
I had to pull the senzel at work because this way I can get a four day weekend without sacraficing two vacation days. The best part is that I get paid for it!
The Senzel by Jeff P September 21, 2005
spencelle
spencelle by acascusemay May 12, 2022
dirty spenzer
dirty spenzer by Ljhyeah June 5, 2020
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