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Spendzone 

A level of Dating Hell deeper than the Friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will pretend to be into you so she can convince you to buy her expensive gifts, only to dump you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, and repeat.
I spent $3500 on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend, only for her to Spendzone me and run off with some real estate developer in West Austin.
Spendzone by Shepherd Guy July 11, 2025
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seenzoned 

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(
Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(
seenzoned by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013
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Spendonomics 

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.
I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.
Spendonomics by Tomicus April 6, 2009

spendonitis 

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.
My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.
spendonitis by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012
Senzone is the sexiest man of all time AKA (Extreme Cum Machine). Senzone, has one of the Thiccest asses in history. He is respected among his peers because they all hope to one day become immersed inside of his gluteus maximus. Also forehead
Senzone: Hey I’m Senzone
Guy 1: what the fuck kind of name is that...
Guy 2: damn the genes would’ve been useful on a girl smh
senzone by Lachlan Brown December 13, 2020

Seenzone 

To see someone's text message (whatsapp, facebook, etc.) and leave it without reply.
"I told her I love her and she seenzoned me. Asking why when we met, she said, "Love is to be confessed in person.""
Seenzone by sweet_blasphemie March 25, 2017
The pairing of Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith of Panic! at the Disco. An alternative to Brencer.
Person 1: Out of all the Panic! fandoms, I ship Spendon
Person 2: It's not Spendon, you idiot! It's Brencer!!
Person 1: It's whatever I want it to be
Spendon by greendayfreak96 July 25, 2011