Definitions by Tomicus
Gluteneer
Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.
Nattoo
The nanotechnology equivalent of a tatoo, able to change the design and color automatically as a result of implated nanotechnology "Ink."
Dude, I just got the coolest Nattoo. I can show pix of my rocket ship and make cash advertising for Poison Energy Drinks at the same time!
Star Trek: The Glare Generation
The tongue-in-cheek title of the latest Star Trek film released in 2009 and masterfully produced and directed by JJ Abrams.
Dude, I loved that movie, but I couldn't figure out how to refer to it after all the other Star Trek films. I finally settled on Star Trek: The Glare Generation because of its cool futuristic lighting style.
Star Trek: The Glare Generation by Tomicus May 17, 2009
Government
A government is a group with predatory instincts who possess neither the capital to form a corporation nor the singular bravery of common thieves.
Government by Tomicus May 16, 2009
When Pigs Fly Virus
The chance of getting this new virus from pigs, birds and people in the spring is about one chance in a million. I think that's why we call it the when pigs fly virus.
When Pigs Fly Virus by Tomicus May 10, 2009
Talibanical
Employing the use of the "force of government" by a religious group or sect in order to impose a belief system, behavior system, or series of customs on members of a society or collection of societies under the premise that it is a "god(s) will."
This may be achieved by legislation, judicial means, direct executive action, or by the employment of the government educational system.
Generally achieved by social, emotional, philosophical, or directly physical intimidation.
This may be achieved by legislation, judicial means, direct executive action, or by the employment of the government educational system.
Generally achieved by social, emotional, philosophical, or directly physical intimidation.
"The way those people are treated is simply Talibanical. What business is it of the government anyway whether someone is married or unmarried. I mean besides the confiscation of their hard earned money so that government can give it to me of course."
Talibanical by Tomicus April 20, 2009
Wannagooder
A Wannagooder is a synonym of naive. A wannagooder is someone who wants to solve the worlds problems by engaging in naive acts.
A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.
The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"
A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.
The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"
Those people are such Wannagooders. They recycle religiously and think they are saving the world, but they really just keep the price of aluminum down for the megacorps.
Wannagooder by Tomicus April 9, 2009