Ultra-Terrestrial

An individual who is exceptionally active and prone to the outdoors.

My cousin is always outdoors! If he is not parasailing or dirtbiking, he is parasailing or skiing. You've heard of Extra-Terrestrials? He's an Ultra-Terrestrial!

by Tomicus April 06, 2009

Alch-Calc

Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.

Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!

by Tomicus April 06, 2009

Mommieconomics

Belief in the economic theory that it is possible to SPEND one's way out of bankruptcy.

"The legislature engaged in Mommieconomics when they passed the 800 gazillion dollar spending budget for this fiscal year. "

by Tomicus February 25, 2009

Nattoo

The nanotechnology equivalent of a tatoo, able to change the design and color automatically as a result of implated nanotechnology "Ink."

Dude, I just got the coolest Nattoo. I can show pix of my rocket ship and make cash advertising for Poison Energy Drinks at the same time!

by Tomicus May 30, 2009

Wannagooder

A Wannagooder is a synonym of naive. A wannagooder is someone who wants to solve the worlds problems by engaging in naive acts.

A wannagooder never takes the time to understand the true nature of the worlds challenges and how they might actually be solved.

The word comes from the combination of "Wannabe" and "Do-gooder"

Those people are such Wannagooders. They recycle religiously and think they are saving the world, but they really just keep the price of aluminum down for the megacorps.

by Tomicus April 09, 2009

Crapference

A so called "Leadership" conference put on by companies who's managers are clueless.

I have a Crapference scheduled for the 25th of next month so I won't be able to get any work done.

by Tomicus January 31, 2009

Star Trek: The Glare Generation

The tongue-in-cheek title of the latest Star Trek film released in 2009 and masterfully produced and directed by JJ Abrams.

Dude, I loved that movie, but I couldn't figure out how to refer to it after all the other Star Trek films. I finally settled on Star Trek: The Glare Generation because of its cool futuristic lighting style.

by Tomicus May 17, 2009