spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

spendonitis by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

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Splendinitis

Splendid- wonder or joy

Itis- inflamation of

Splendinitis- the inflamation of wonder or joy

When i am with the SUPERGROUP of friends I often feel splendinitis.

Splendinitis by Fritzy Pants July 7, 2011

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spendonitis • Spencnitis • Splendinitis • Swindonitis

Swindonitis

teenage pregnancy

Latest news: Swindonitis spread follows decline in condom use among youngsters

Swindonitis by Anonymous October 22, 2003

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Spencnitis

Excessive eating disorder, in most cases it's extensive food consumption during nightime, during the day; In serious cases both. Symptoms include random temper tantrums, swelling of the stomach, terrible body odor, athletes foot, weight gain, and obesity

Spencer seems to be eating alot, he could have Spencnitis

Spencnitis by Spencinitis December 28, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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