Spendon

The pairing of Brendon Urie and Spencer Smith of Panic! at the Disco. An alternative to Brencer.

Person 1: Out of all the Panic! fandoms, I ship Spendon
Person 2: It's not Spendon, you idiot! It's Brencer!!
Person 1: It's whatever I want it to be

Spendon by greendayfreak96 July 25, 2011

spending amnesia 

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.

"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"

spending amnesia by whydee September 16, 2011

spending the morning gold 

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

spending the morning gold by time-it August 21, 2010

Spendocrat 

A derogatory term used by republicans and 'true liberals' to cast shame on democrats that increase taxes and the national debt. It was first used in 1963 during a republican debate but has since been popularised by 'The Simpsons'

The illiterate tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, spendocrat diamond Joe Quimby
-The Simpsons

Us republicans can agree that the dillusional program put forward by spendocrat Bernie Sanders would leave this country broker than it currently is

Spendocrat by Repugnant Republican October 13, 2017

spondonicles 

Australian slang for pot-holders, especially the kind that come with portable metho stoves (like a Trangia).

Bob: This campfire's a beauty! Whack the soup on! Wait, Davo, did you bring your spondonicles?

Davo: I thought you were bringing the spondonicles!

Bob: How are we going to pick up our pots now?!

spondonicles by dave1611 August 6, 2008

Spendonomics 

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

Spendonomics by Tomicus April 6, 2009

spendonitis 

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

spendonitis by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012