Spendover
"you can spendover after the party if you want"
Spendover by cantresisttheclick July 6, 2009
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Spankover
When you have jerked off too much in one day it effects your performance of your next day duties (ie: work,sporting event,church). A spankover can also occur from staying up late waiting for everybody to fall asleep so you can beat off causing you to very tired the next morning. When you drink too much you get a hangover and when you whack off too much you get a spankover.
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Spendover • Speedover Beethoven • sendover • I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator • Speedo Verdose • spender • STANDOVER MAN • spangover • spendocrat • Sandover
STANDOVER MAN
From the website of Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read:
"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
STANDOVER MAN by Yammer February 21, 2004
Spendocrat
A derogatory term used by republicans and 'true liberals' to cast shame on democrats that increase taxes and the national debt. It was first used in 1963 during a republican debate but has since been popularised by 'The Simpsons'
The illiterate tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, spendocrat diamond Joe Quimby
-The Simpsons
Us republicans can agree that the dillusional program put forward by spendocrat Bernie Sanders would leave this country broker than it currently is
-The Simpsons
Us republicans can agree that the dillusional program put forward by spendocrat Bernie Sanders would leave this country broker than it currently is
Spendocrat by Repugnant Republican October 13, 2017
Free Spender
You need to learn to save up for emergencies Dennis, you're such a Free Spender! now you can't afford to replace your iPhone charger
Free Spender by Dennybug October 29, 2015
Spender
1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.
2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.
2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.
Spender by Committee for Laserbeam Pandas June 16, 2009
standover man
Aussie slang for an extortionist who uses physical violence (or threats thereof) to extract payment on behalf of another party.
You might pay a standover man to get some money owed to you instead of going via the police. Perhaps you might order a few broken ribs or a kneecapping as an object lesson to go along with the payment.
standover man by dbb618 May 6, 2007
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