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Spendonomics 

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.
Spendonomics by Tomicus April 6, 2009
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Sendanomics 

1. The inability to properly account for funds, project future funding and budget funds (in hand or wished for), while being realistic.
1. Although the nonoperative car was only worth $500, he insisted on $3,500 and had already budgeted the amount for his next purchase. In the meantime, he turned down overly favorable offers in the $1,200 range upon his insistence that $3,500 was the lowest it would be sold for. Ultimately, using the Sendanomics subcategory of Falkienomics, the ultimate sales price would be $500 after investing $1,300 to improve the resale price.

2. Although he only received $900 month in Social Security benefits, he often spoke of making large expensive purchases of property, automobiles, so-called collectibles and the like. In reality, he spent money faster that he received it (rudimentary Sendanomics) and would often overpay for insignificant or unneeded items. Often favoring name brand over generic and similar wastes of a very limited budget.
Sendanomics by Nota Zetamale August 16, 2020
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speckonomics 

Da finances-base study of working wif small particles or dots.
What wif more-modern ways of printing dat are better and cheaper, dot-matrix machines seldom make good speckonomics sense anymore.
speckonomics by QuacksO February 21, 2023

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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