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To use drugs; to waste yourself.
Jason spends himself every weekend.
Spends by flagerant November 24, 2003

ole spends alot 

one who recklessly spends mass amounts of money on useless and unecessary items...yet refuses to spend minute amounts of money on necessary items.
Drew just bought a 200 dollar christmas tree and dont ot a car to drive it home with

Ole spends alot just seen at the mall spending mass amounts of money yet has nothing to show for it.

ole spends alot has a 75 dollar 5' sticker of a football player on his wall, yet he refuses to fix the big hole in the wall next to it.
ole spends alot by Mustafo Bustafo January 4, 2008

a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn 

Hey daddy, can i look at porn online at your computer pls i want fuck people real hard online :) Im a a big fat person whos also a gay ass pervert who spends all his time looking at porn

The Spends 

Man I've got 23 dollars in my steam wallet and I've got "The Spends" what game should I get?
The Spends by SomethingUnique June 27, 2016
It's mexican slang for "My bad" Mainly used by cholos.
Guy: Yo why you didn't pull up last night?

Guy2: ahh spensa homie
Spensa by Isotope Z June 30, 2018

fuh'spensive 

a modernized English contraction effectively combining the words "fucking" and "expensive"; from the dialectical Norwegian root fukka (meaning: to copulate) and the English verb spend; primarily used as an avenue to intensify the perceived value of an already overvalued person, place or thing. mostly used by those too lazy to verbalize both words.
I care deeply about Karen, heck, I've known her since high school...but holy hell, those Manolos are far too fuh'spensive for her very middle-of-the-road income.
fuh'spensive by tjc77 October 6, 2010
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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