Spendship

A situation where you are stuck shopping with a "friend" who only likes you for your money.

I thought it would be a fun trip to the mall, but my day with Jane ended up becoming a spendship.

by peajay97 October 27, 2010

speedshifting

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.

Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.

by 70GR March 18, 2011

Speidiship

A relationship that is obviously without real feelings; a fake relationship

Art and Glenda are in such a Speidiship: she uses him for his money, and he just thinks she's hot.

by Shashilion December 26, 2008

Farmer Senship

Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.

Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.

by Bubba March 3, 2004

Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011