Spendship 

A situation where you are stuck shopping with a "friend" who only likes you for your money.

I thought it would be a fun trip to the mall, but my day with Jane ended up becoming a spendship.

Spendship by peajay97 October 27, 2010

speedshifting 

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.

Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.

speedshifting by 70GR March 18, 2011

Speidiship 

A relationship that is obviously without real feelings; a fake relationship

Art and Glenda are in such a Speidiship: she uses him for his money, and he just thinks she's hot.

Speidiship by Shashilion December 26, 2008

Farmer Senship 

Farmer Senship is a position assumed during sexual intercourse between two men. This position utilizes inanimate objects to the extreme in order to provide a sexual euphoria for one of the two individuals and extreme pain and discomfort for the other. Though the pain is quite real, the arousal factor for the victim exceeds his desire to be the one providing the pain.

Bubba, a cross-dresser convicted of indecent exposure inside of a Kids R' Us, employed the Farmer Senship technique when his new cell-mate, Mark Young, moved in.

Farmer Senship by Bubba March 3, 2004

Speedshitting 

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

Speedshitting by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020