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A useless person, probably with genetic defects of an undisclosed type.
That Chris Beckett is a right speff.
Speff by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003
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An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England
Are ye a spiffa?
Spiffa by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern
damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff
daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021
is a Flatbush, Brooklyn drill rapper. Sheff's real name is Michael Williams. He is half Haitian and Trinidadian. His main influences in his style of drill comes from Chiraq, as he grew up on Chief Keef, G Herbo and Lil Bibby. Sheff G is typical NYC Carribean guy, grew up with strict parents, yet always found ways to trouble. (Which is 1000% true, just go to where there's a lot of Haitians, Guyanese, Trini and Jamaicans, in particular the rastas; they're always giving the boys work.) He began rapping sometime in late 2016- early 2017, with one of his 1st releases 4 Them Racks dropping in April 2017. The song featured Sleepy Hallow, an artist Sheff G fans would become all too familiar with. In late 2018, Sheff and Sleepy dropped Flows easily one of their most successful songs to date. It wouldn't be until 2019 when Sheff established himself as a truly rising star, dropping tracks like Automatic and Tonight as singles, before dropping The Unluccy Luccy Kid in September. The album featured 14 songs, including Breesh, 8th Block, Feel Ah Way, the very popular We Getting Money and Designer. As of early 2020, Sheff has many unreleased track that have been leaked, but arent finished(as are most of his songs before they eventually drop, go check out 'Sheff G unreleased' on Youtube and SoundCloud, he got some fuego in the works.)
Yo bruh, you heard that new heat by Sheff G? That shit is the gas right now!

Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow finna take over the rap game in 2020, them boys already got Brooklyn and Queens lit.

My guy Sheff G can really spit. That whole 1st verse on Flows was dope bruh!
Sheff G by 1mp3r\/10u$_0n3 February 26, 2020

Spaffers 

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum
I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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