speff

Someone who is a geek or nerd.

For God's sake, will you stop going on about FoxPro, Ben! You're such a speff!

by thewomanonthetrain June 21, 2007

Speff

A useless person, probably with genetic defects of an undisclosed type.

That Chris Beckett is a right speff.

by Steve Clarke September 30, 2003

Spiffa

An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England

Are ye a spiffa?

by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

daff spaff

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern

damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff

by _wha_ March 22, 2021

Sheff G

is a Flatbush, Brooklyn drill rapper. Sheff's real name is Michael Williams. He is half Haitian and Trinidadian. His main influences in his style of drill comes from Chiraq, as he grew up on Chief Keef, G Herbo and Lil Bibby. Sheff G is typical NYC Carribean guy, grew up with strict parents, yet always found ways to trouble. (Which is 1000% true, just go to where there's a lot of Haitians, Guyanese, Trini and Jamaicans, in particular the rastas; they're always giving the boys work.) He began rapping sometime in late 2016- early 2017, with one of his 1st releases 4 Them Racks dropping in April 2017. The song featured Sleepy Hallow, an artist Sheff G fans would become all too familiar with. In late 2018, Sheff and Sleepy dropped Flows easily one of their most successful songs to date. It wouldn't be until 2019 when Sheff established himself as a truly rising star, dropping tracks like Automatic and Tonight as singles, before dropping The Unluccy Luccy Kid in September. The album featured 14 songs, including Breesh, 8th Block, Feel Ah Way, the very popular We Getting Money and Designer. As of early 2020, Sheff has many unreleased track that have been leaked, but arent finished(as are most of his songs before they eventually drop, go check out 'Sheff G unreleased' on Youtube and SoundCloud, he got some fuego in the works.)

Yo bruh, you heard that new heat by Sheff G? That shit is the gas right now!

Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow finna take over the rap game in 2020, them boys already got Brooklyn and Queens lit.

My guy Sheff G can really spit. That whole 1st verse on Flows was dope bruh!

by 1mp3r\/10u$_0n3 February 26, 2020

Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD

“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 7, 2021