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A speeto is a person shamelessly addicted to amphetamines, or speed.
"Luke is such a fucking speeto"
speeto by Lillllia March 6, 2023
Words you can keep
Australian Slang for someone who's proudly addicted to amphetamines.
Josh: "Bro, look how much speed I scored"

Mike: "You're such a speeto!"
Speeto by mikiey March 7, 2023
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Regina Spektor 

Musical artist from Russia. Mostly prevelant on the indie scene until her single "Fidelity," which reached video-watching fame on Youtube and was then voted #1 song of 2006 on SIRIUS Radio's Left of Center program.

Spektor experiments with several non-mainstream vocal techniques, most famously the glottal stop from "Fidelity." She's also just pretty experimental in general, known for her poetic lyrics and softer sounds.

Some of her songs are really just weird. Others are really just nice. She says she's written over 700 songs, so you have a long time to look for something that works for you.
Non-musical person: God, Regina Spektor can't sing. Have you heard her? She's so annoying!

Musical person: Actually, I respect her nearly perfect tone, rhythm-sensitive ear, and singing ability.

"This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath" - "On the Radio" by Regina Spektor, one of her other more well-known songs.

Regina Spektor by RainyDayz June 27, 2007

speedo chaser 

A female who is obsessed with male swimmers, specifically
the ones who swim for Boston College and Nathan Adrian.
"I'm obsessed with swimmers, their bodies are perfectly shredded. I guess you could say that I am a speedo chaser"
speedo chaser by Thunthunthun October 15, 2013
Hot, sexy, the epitome of raver. Appealing to both guys and girls, with not a shred of self-consciousness. He's generally found in the Atlanta, GA rave/burner scene wearing his signature blue speedo. Often seen with glow sticks. Black hair, blue eyes, fair skin, toned swimmer's build. Beautiful, warm, welcoming smile. If you see him... you'll know!
Did you see Speedoh at the rave last night? His package was huge!
Speedoh by DJ Niv October 27, 2011
It's a particular type of spaghetti. It was made by the Dolan Twins. Enjoy it 🙂🍝
-oh that's a SPEEGO!!!!

G.B.D.
speego by Speego_dolan4life February 23, 2017

Speedo Boy 

A boy where swimming is his life. They mostly live in speedos and definitely own a Speedo backpack.
Person 1: “Look at Kyle’s Speedo backpack!”
Person 2: “Yeah he’s definitely a Speedo Boy. I mean he wears one all year round.”
Speedo Boy by Bobbio Santana October 17, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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