Speedn’t 

A fucking terrible meme that Pewdiepie has since killed on meme review. It means to move at extreme slow pace to the point of standing still.

Cinos the speedn’t hedgehog. HES THE SLOWEST THING ALIVE!!!!

Speedn’t by Anthro the not a furry November 20, 2018

speedon't 

A Speedo worn by someone who shouldn't be wearing one.

Eww, look at that old flabby guy in his Speedon't!

speedon't by NLP May 26, 2008

t-speed 

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.

That guy always moves at t-speed.

t-speed by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011

speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.

"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."

speed therapy by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020

Australian Speed Train 

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.

My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.

Australian Speed Train by Mr. Appetite November 28, 2018

New Miami Speed Trap 

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.

Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

New Miami Speed Trap by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

speed trap 

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.

Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday

speed trap by Merc01` May 13, 2005