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Speedn’t 

A fucking terrible meme that Pewdiepie has since killed on meme review. It means to move at extreme slow pace to the point of standing still.
Cinos the speedn’t hedgehog. HES THE SLOWEST THING ALIVE!!!!
Speedn’t by Anthro the not a furry November 20, 2018
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speedon't 

A Speedo worn by someone who shouldn't be wearing one.
Eww, look at that old flabby guy in his Speedon't!
speedon't by NLP May 26, 2008
A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.
That guy always moves at t-speed.

speed therapy

When you feel like ass

Step on the gas
Speed therapy is when you go at high speeds in a car to clear your mind and get rid of any bad thoughts.
"where'd Logan go?"
"He felt like shit, so he went out for some speed therapy."
speed therapy by F u c k y o u November 28, 2020

Australian Speed Train 

When one uses their penis to insert ecstasy into another's Anus.
My mate had trouble shelving a pill on the weekend, so I gave him the Australian Speed Train.

New Miami Speed Trap 

A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.
Tina warned Ed about the New Miami Speed Trap but he didn’t listen.

speed trap 

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.
Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday
speed trap by Merc01` May 13, 2005
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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