speedon't

A Speedo worn by someone who shouldn't be wearing one.

Eww, look at that old flabby guy in his Speedon't!

by NLP May 26, 2008

Speedn’t

A fucking terrible meme that Pewdiepie has since killed on meme review. It means to move at extreme slow pace to the point of standing still.

Cinos the speedn’t hedgehog. HES THE SLOWEST THING ALIVE!!!!

by Anthro the not a furry November 20, 2018

speedo tan

an extremely dark tan all over your body except for the thin white line left from wearing a speedo in the sun for a long period of time

Matt had such a good speedo tan from surfing in it, he wore his white skin speedo with his girl later that night.

by mattyg7 October 6, 2006

Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

Speedo torpedo

Speedo torpedo: sporting an penile erection when wearing an overly tight bathing suit, such as a Speedo.

Stepanie said to Michelle, "Check out that self-deluded tool, he thinks he looks hot sporting a Speedo torpedo. He makes me want to spew."

by TooSick4U July 15, 2007

speedo typing

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

by gojira931 September 9, 2010

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026