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Britney Speared
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
Britney Speared by Mykie G April 9, 2010
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Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016
Britney Spearsed it
I totally Britney Spearsed it getting out of my boyfriends truck last night, thank god I was wearing underwear and no one saw me.
Britney Spearsed it by purple_alicia May 19, 2009
Britney Speared
noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
Britney Speared by badugah February 21, 2009
speared
Speared
chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"
Speared by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 23, 2005
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