Spedarded 

Sped and retarded combined to make one revolutionary word

Disabled Kid in Corner: Help
Non Disable Kid in Other Corner: No. You are Spedarded

Spedarded by Hakkunahmatata May 17, 2023

Britney Speared 

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

Britney Speared by Mykie G April 9, 2010

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

Britney Spearsed it 

When wearing a short skirt and you flash your crotch while getting out of a vehicle.

I totally Britney Spearsed it getting out of my boyfriends truck last night, thank god I was wearing underwear and no one saw me.

Britney Spearsed it by purple_alicia May 19, 2009

Britney Speared 

noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis

"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"

"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"

Britney Speared by badugah February 21, 2009

speared

to be fucked (for girls)

''That girl TOTALLY got speared last night.''

speared by hggges February 12, 2010

Speared

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"

Speared by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 23, 2005