speared

to be fucked (for girls)

''That girl TOTALLY got speared last night.''

by hggges February 12, 2010

Speared

drunk, high, blazed, blitzed, krunk, fucked up in any way

chillin at the hookah bar, blazing some rose cognac, ripped off your ass after doing several beer bongs you turn to your friend and say..."dude...im fucking speared!!"

by Kelly, Blake, Mike, Brandon September 23, 2005

speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005

speared

right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

by Bigalb3 October 18, 2007

Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008

speared

when running with a erection and bumping into someone

When i was running last night i bumped into a girl and speared a her

by the joke guys April 20, 2016