SPENARDED 

to get told one thing and delivered another

you just got spenarded

SPENARDED by DUMONTOOOO January 22, 2018

spenard divorce 

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

spenard divorce by kajoe August 28, 2006

Spontarded 

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

Spontarded by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Britney Speared 

Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.

After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy

Britney Speared by Mykie G April 9, 2010

spenard satans 

The Spenard Association Trails And Neighborhood Safety. a bike club turned musical group that lives, works, and plays in Spenard, Alaska.

Are you going to the spenard Satans show tonight?

Hell yeah see you at the roadhouse.

spenard satans by dirtyboytheOG December 10, 2010

Shetarded 

A retarded female

OMG, that girl Rose is so shetarded

Shetarded by LVILLuminati September 4, 2016

Spuntarded 

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

Spuntarded by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017