Spaztique 

Famous Touhou Walfaser and essential driving force for the Walfas community known for producing what is arguably the greatest and most controversial Touhou fan made series of all time: "Diamond In The Rough", a self-demonstration and mockery of everything wrong with Touhou fanfics, and a must-watch for all of you aspiring fanfic writers.

I wish not to spoil the series, so go watch it for yourself. No matter whether you end up enjoying or hating the series, you're bound to gain a valuable something or another out of it.

Spaztique is undeniably one of the greatest Walfas animation creators to exist.

Spaztique, if you are by any chance reading this: You have my thanks.

Spaztique by Seminark June 18, 2021

Statiquette 

Having proper etiquette when updating ones Facebook,Myspace,Twitter,ect. status'. This would involve things such as, not updating too frequently, not name dropping, talking shit about another person,posting your daily routine ect.

Guy 1: Did you see Stacy's Facebook status?

Guy 2: Yeah how could i miss it, its updated every 5 minutes, she has the worst statiquette.

Statiquette by VznNb June 10, 2009

shatique 

a protective boyfriend. what’s his is only his. he’s a good looking ladies man!

girl 1: who’s that?
girl 2: oh girl that’s shatique!!

shatique by chicken crab November 21, 2021

shantique

a word that means nothing and everything

"Shantique that shit"
"What is your shantique today?"
Get a fucking shantique, already!
That's shantique.
I shantiqued so hard this evening.

shantique by GreedyMastaFlex January 11, 2010

spazqueen 

A female who exhibitis particularly retarded attributes in often uncalled for and unncessary circumstances

Beth you fucking spazqueen, you are such a fucking retard
- o fo sho!

spazqueen by Ferris January 30, 2005

slamtique 

An older woman who is very attractive scoring at least an 8 out of 10 on the scale.

"Wow, Shane's aunt is a slamtique"

or....

"My college professor is in her upper 40's, but she's still a slamtique!"

slamtique by SuperAwesomeDictionFiction May 2, 2010

spazticness 

Frantic outburst, hissy fit, bitch fit ~
Acting like an idiot and being a total jerk

" my reaction to the car breaking; Frantic Spazticness - the car was not mine, and I knew that the owner would throw an even bigger bitch fitthan mine"

spazticness by Skeety May 27, 2014