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An older woman who is very attractive scoring at least an 8 out of 10 on the scale.
"Wow, Shane's aunt is a slamtique"

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"My college professor is in her upper 40's, but she's still a slamtique!"
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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