Spazticut 

A spazticated person

Shut up you spazticut

Spazticut by Dixienourmose October 11, 2019

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spasticunt 

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

Spasticunt by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Spasticated 

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

Spasticated by London-ledge March 25, 2016

spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

Spasticus 

Spasticus is an alternative way of calling someone a Spaz, Retard, or Fuck Face. The word orginates from a song by 'Ian Dury and the Blockheads' in which the lyrics largely consist of : "I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus"

The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.

'Spasticus Autisticus!!'

'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'

'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'

Spasticus by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008

Spaztictacular 

Spaztictacular > Spastic

Someone who is Spaztictacular is someone who is likley to have an ulcer within the next year due to the fact that they are so stressed out about things like work or school.

Dude, you are spaztictacular.

Spaztictacular by Charley June 14, 2004