Spaztazmo

A Canadian legend something akin to the Easter Bunny, but only delivers horrendous bacon-flavoured jelly beans.

Bob: "Were you visited by the Spaztazmo last night?"
Sue: "Yeah, I don't even know why I try the beans every single time."

by JRDSkinner May 29, 2018

spazatazm

to be crazy spazz and have a crazy moment

Emily: oh my god
jasmine: Jessica you
sienna: just had a spazatazm!

by spastichuman July 17, 2019

spaztasmic

a word used to describe someone who is very spazzy, excited, and perhaps horny as well.

Calm down, you're acting very spaztasmic.

by palabrareyna December 9, 2008

spaztasm

Soomething or someone so spaztic that they need to be insulted nicely, this word is used as an insult and although it sounds like a hybrid between spaztic and orgasm, it is not, it is just a rather funny insult

*someone makes a stupid joke* 'you spaztasm...' whilst laughing

by Kaesy February 8, 2008

spazzmoid

A word that Callum's corner uses that tic tac and also another word for a spazztic

Oi jimmy mate your a right spazzmoid

by legeet dude 4 life January 22, 2017

spazzmosis

1. The process by which a whole group of people all begin to spazz out (freak out), due to one or two members of the group initially spazzing out a bit.

2. The process by which a normal person becomes a bit of a spazz (clumsy / idiot / douchebag), due to only ever hanging out with other spazzy people for extended periods of time.

1. "The team meeting descended into angry chaos by spazzmosis when HR explained the bonuses".

2. "Seriously; if you move in with those douchebags you run the risk of becoming a spazzmosis victim".

by ubik404 August 1, 2013

spartamon

Best pokemon ever. Appears as a halfsized Leonidas in full Greek battle armor. Capable of more than the traditional four moves, but cannot learn or forget any. The moves are as follows-

SPARTAKICK - Delivers a wonderful blow to the chest and hurls the enemy towards the nearest bottomless pit. Causes confusion.

SPARTAYELL - Reduces enemy's ATTACK and COCKSIZE. Move cannot be commanded, and is performed randomly.

PHALANX - Hardens the pokemon, increasing DEFENSE while inflicting critical damage. Causes enemy trainer frustration.

THISISSPARTA - Pokemon instantly literally explodes in a fit of rage, though the other pokemon isnt affected much, except that now it has a firm understanding of where it is in its life, and realizes that its merely a fictional character, therefor proceeding to also explode, considering its lost its will to live, causing a massive confusion for both trainers. This confusion causes the two trainers to engage in hand to hand combat, resulting in other trainers to come pick sides. The escalating combat then draws in opposing nations, which eventually leads to the downfall of man. In a video game.

GODOFWAR - Causes Kratos to interfere in a completely different video game. He appears in complete confusion, and shouts and curses at people ranting on about killing zeus, then vanishes. Nothing else really happens.

*Oh no! BUG CATCHER wants to battle!!*

-" Go CATERPIE!!"

- "Go SPARTAMON!!"

- "SPARTAMON, use PHALANX!!"
*SPARTAMON used PHALANX!*
*SPARTAMONS DEFENSE rose!*
*CATERPIE became frustrated!*
*CATERPIE used STRING SHOT!!*

- "SPARTAMON, use GODOFWAR!!"
*SPARTAMON used GODOFWAR!!*
*Mystical KRATOS appeared!!!*
*KRATOS yelled alot!!*
*CATERPIE is unaffected!*
*CATERPIE used TACKLE*

- "SPARTAMON, use SPARTAKICK!!!"
*SPARTAMON used SPARTAKICK!!*
*CATERPIE fell down a hole!!*
*Its not very effective*
*CATERPIE is confused!!*
*CATERPIE is unable to move!*

- "SPARTAMON, use THISISSPARTA!!"
*SPARTAMON used THISISSPARTA!*

Gameboy shuts off as it thunders in the distance...

by blackmail102 June 1, 2010