spazzmosis 

1. The process by which a whole group of people all begin to spazz out (freak out), due to one or two members of the group initially spazzing out a bit.

2. The process by which a normal person becomes a bit of a spazz (clumsy / idiot / douchebag), due to only ever hanging out with other spazzy people for extended periods of time.

1. "The team meeting descended into angry chaos by spazzmosis when HR explained the bonuses".

2. "Seriously; if you move in with those douchebags you run the risk of becoming a spazzmosis victim".

spazzmosis by ubik404 August 1, 2013

spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

spasmosis by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

spazmosis by SpazOne November 22, 2011

spazzmoid 

A word that Callum's corner uses that tic tac and also another word for a spazztic

Oi jimmy mate your a right spazzmoid

spazzmoid by legeet dude 4 life January 22, 2017

Spazmosis

The process of losing brain cells when around stupid people. Similar to osmosis, the way plants absorb light, people can absorb stupidity. Stupidity being contagious. You CAN catch stupid.

I'm suffering the effects of spazmosis being around these idiots. Yes, you can catch stupid.

Spazmosis by RonTheBaptist August 27, 2022