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spamalanche 

An excess flood of spam.
Usually occurs during a chat or when opening your email inbox.
(In a chatroom)
6ubl3rf4n: I know, so cool
DarkLight: mah fav movie 2
random spammer: *&^*(OIUGHUIHGtghy97tfy7y9u9ugt7yfut7ig
random spammer: UIHGY(&T&YUIH&y80iout798^&(*^*Uihgyihgt79y*U
random spammer: T&*OUIYT*UOIHGTY*89uiokj
random spammer: ty9oihgft7989
DarkLight: hey! stop that
random spammer: UYOIHGYui809iuhoj
DarkLight: wat going on?
6ubl3rf4n: Oh noes! run its a spamalanche!

(when opening your inbox)
George: What th--? 20 new emails?
Jayne: 20? Who're they from?
George: Ah, forget about it. They're all spam...
Jayne: (laughes) you've just been hit by a spamalanche
spamalanche by 6ubl3rf4n April 15, 2009

scatalanche 

A powerful explosion of greasy, runny shit from your ass, such as you might have after eating 10 White Castle hamburgers.
Mikey barely made it home from White Castle, sprinting to the toilet for the scatalanche from hell.
scatalanche by VelvetB August 14, 2009

Spanalanche 

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.
"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"
Spanalanche by Unika March 10, 2008

spatalian 

Spanish and Italian in blended speech and/or written word. Common among non-native speakers of the latter or the former who've recently transitioned from one language to the other.
"Yeah, Sara was telling me she "habla molto bien la'taliano"..and I told her she sucks and needs to quit with the spatalian."
spatalian by Daphne's_Ankle August 12, 2006

Spatalian 

When you mix Italian and Spanish words to make a not-so-serious-sentence. It takes a lot of tongue. ;) (Can be used for romantic lovey talk.)
“Dude you seriously don’t speak Spatalian?”
Not-so-serious: “Que pasta bro?”
Romantic: “Besame, sólo baciami per favore.”
Spatalian by SyreShotty October 2, 2018

Spamalanche 

The overwhelming number of spam messages that appear when kicked off by clicking on a link.
That link caused a spamalanche of porn sites to pop up during my presentation!
Spamalanche by Mojo Ford April 22, 2007