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Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.
"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"
by Unika March 10, 2008
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Shavalanche

The act of one's rectum muscles relaxing so completely that feces flows out without any effort or control devastating all in its path like an avalanche.
ohhhh bro after eating that taco I was hit with a series of shavalanches all night long.

I got so pitted I shavalanched my pants.
by Shiavo August 19, 2009
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spamalanche

An excess flood of spam.
Usually occurs during a chat or when opening your email inbox.
(In a chatroom)
6ubl3rf4n: I know, so cool
DarkLight: mah fav movie 2
random spammer: *&^*(OIUGHUIHGtghy97tfy7y9u9ugt7yfut7ig
random spammer: UIHGY(&T&YUIH&y80iout798^&(*^*Uihgyihgt79y*U
random spammer: T&*OUIYT*UOIHGTY*89uiokj
random spammer: ty9oihgft7989
DarkLight: hey! stop that
random spammer: UYOIHGYui809iuhoj
DarkLight: wat going on?
6ubl3rf4n: Oh noes! run its a spamalanche!

(when opening your inbox)
George: What th--? 20 new emails?
Jayne: 20? Who're they from?
George: Ah, forget about it. They're all spam...
Jayne: (laughes) you've just been hit by a spamalanche
by 6ubl3rf4n April 15, 2009
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Savalanche

When Sav busts a load on your face and you fall asleep with it on. Then the next morning you realize it was Sav's jiz on your face, so you leave it on for the rest of the day for the world to see.
Half of Connecticut's female population is currently walkin around with a savalanche.
by Jake88 November 10, 2008
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scatalanche

A powerful explosion of greasy, runny shit from your ass, such as you might have after eating 10 White Castle hamburgers.
Mikey barely made it home from White Castle, sprinting to the toilet for the scatalanche from hell.
by VelvetB August 14, 2009
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Sandalanche

When you dig a big hole in the sand and all the sand falls in... ruining all that hardwork and beer
FUCK! A SANDALANCHE JUST COVERED UP MY TODDLER
by Mr. Earl E. Riser October 18, 2008
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Spamalanche

The overwhelming number of spam messages that appear when kicked off by clicking on a link.
That link caused a spamalanche of porn sites to pop up during my presentation!
by Mojo Ford April 22, 2007
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