spatulanking 

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

spatulanking by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

Spanflanking 

Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.

The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.

I took Marl Spanflanking and he nearly pissed himself. We did have a spanflank count of 31 though.

Spanflanking by Roger The Shrubber May 5, 2003

Spatulaing 

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

Spatulaing by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015

spatulating 

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements

"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"

spatulating by Lor Lor July 28, 2008

spatulating 

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula

1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.

spatulating by casey January 2, 2005

spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

spatulating sean by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009

spalanking 

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

spalanking by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023