spatulanking
Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.
spatulanking by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022
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Spanflanking
Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.
The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.
The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.
Spanflanking by Roger The Shrubber May 5, 2003
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Spatulaing
Spatulaing by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015
spatulating
A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
spatulating by Lor Lor July 28, 2008
spatulating
1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
spatulating by casey January 2, 2005
spatulating sean
An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object
spatulating sean by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009
spalanking
Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep
Past tense splanked
Past tense splanked
spalanking by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023
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