SomeoneNew's definitions

Vegetarianism

The subject of conversation that people use to bribe you into feeling bad about yourself,because vegetarians are often thought badly of,but are actually doing what they know is right.

They avoided talking about vegetarianism to avoid embarrassment.

by SomeoneNew June 16, 2012

Smirk

What teachers mistake you for doing,when you are actually smiling politely.

I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.
I must not smirk in class.

It goes on forever...

by SomeoneNew December 19, 2012

Facetious

Giving a sarcastic answer,to show how obvious something is.

My mates and I saw a film on Saturday night.

You mean at the cinema?

No,in the garden shed,of course at the cinema!

That's being facetious.

by SomeoneNew December 18, 2012

Asperger Syndrome

A mental condition when you say the most obvious things,but in a deep and thoughtful way.

People with Asperger Syndrome are very cool and clever.

by SomeoneNew February 25, 2011

Fuddy-Duddy

What children call their parents when they look back on the 'good old days' of when he or she would read books instead of watching TV or computing,but turn into themselves as they get older.

Parent in the background:Don't you read anymore,_____?
Kid watching TV:Yeah whatever,don't be such an old fuddy-duddy(but feels wistful all the same.)

by SomeoneNew December 9, 2012

Teacher

Someone who calls you an adult when you are post 16,but only because they are desperate to get rid of you.

Teacher:You're an adult now,why do you still come to school?
Student:Uh,because you force me to?!

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Chiprivation

Deprivation of eating chips.

Had a real chiprivation, so I went to McDonalds.

by SomeoneNew February 17, 2015