SomeoneNew's definitions

Chiprivation

Deprivation of eating chips.

Had a real chiprivation, so I went to McDonalds.

by SomeoneNew February 17, 2015

Alter ego

The 'ghost' that you meet when you go to school.A character that comes out of your imagination,and is a criminal to your parents,because he or she took the family money that you were making when developing your hobbies and interests.

School may be boring,but your alter ego still gets to have fun!

by SomeoneNew June 16, 2011

Teacher

Someone who calls you an adult when you are post 16,but only because they are desperate to get rid of you.

Teacher:You're an adult now,why do you still come to school?
Student:Uh,because you force me to?!

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Fuddy-Duddy

What children call their parents when they look back on the 'good old days' of when he or she would read books instead of watching TV or computing,but turn into themselves as they get older.

Parent in the background:Don't you read anymore,_____?
Kid watching TV:Yeah whatever,don't be such an old fuddy-duddy(but feels wistful all the same.)

by SomeoneNew December 9, 2012

Scarper

To run away to avoid something.

The boy had to scarper when his parents got out his baby pics.

by SomeoneNew October 20, 2012

Tutor

Someone who puts your brain into work mode,so that you know what to do in the future.

Having a tutor is fun.

by SomeoneNew August 1, 2011

Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.

The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.

by SomeoneNew October 5, 2012