Sparzzle

A mix of sparkle and bedazzle.

"They needed to add some sparzzle to the poster."

by Kashyy15 December 20, 2025

Sprazzle Dazzle

The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.

The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!

by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009

Spazzle

1. To be used in lovestruck circumstances, when nothing else comes to mind.
2. When you have an outer body experience and no words can describe how you feel.
3. A strong connection between two people.
4. While napping, a sudden jerky movement, but still remaining very smooth and fluid.
5. An alternative to yes; a very enthused proclamation.
6. The sound made by sucking in excess saliva in a loving way.

1. Tanner: I love you
Caitlin: Spazzle!

2. Caitlin: I want to bottle you up in put you in my heart
Tanner: Spazzle!

3. Tanner: When I'm with you I feel so...
Caitlin: Spazzle!

4. Tanner: ZzZzZZzzZZzZZ....
Caitlin: Awww, I love sleeping next to you and feeling your spazzles!

5. Tanner: Did you see the moon last night?
Caitlin: Spazzle!

6. Tanner: Then I took her in the back room and had my way with her!
Zenobia: {Spazzle!}
Caitlin: SPAZZLE!

by ttime5115 August 15, 2007

Spazzle

To dazzle an individual or crowd with one's ability to act like a complete and utter spaz.

'Geez, I really managed to spazzle my boss at the work Christmas party last night- I got so shitfaced that I tried to covertly relieve myself in a coke bottle under the dinner table. In hindsight it was pretty ambitious to think that the poo would have been able to get through the coke bottle neck..'

by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

spazzle

The female equivalent of semen; technical term for a girl's "love juice".

Once we were finished up, I handed her a towel to clean up any excess semen or spazzle.

by King Nautilus April 17, 2009

Sprazzlegrok

sprazzle-grawk | verb

1. To arrive home from work and immediately eat, drink, smoke, and blast music, so one does not have to think about all the chores/tasks he or she is doing/must complete before he or she can relax.

I'm about to get super sprazzlegroked, so I can get these chores done and play some video games!

They're being so loud and obnoxious, right now! Those sprazzlegroking pieces of shit...

by PM_me_your_Metaphors December 7, 2016

Spazzle

1. A shit razzle-dazzler.

2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.

Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.

Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.

by MonkLad September 4, 2019