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shower spaetzle 

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
shower spaetzle by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013
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spezzed by chazhaz123 April 14, 2021

Spaetzle 

To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.
I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.
Spaetzle by The Fishssassin May 6, 2018

Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something
Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!
Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

spizzled 

1.when someone is talking, and they accidentally spit on you.
2. when your casually walking and someone randomly spits on you.
1. "doood you just spizzled on me! gross!"
2."i was walkin and some mutha fucka spit a big one at me!"
spizzled by jandraka October 9, 2007
Completely burned out, tired, or frustrated.
After workin' all week, I be SAZZLED!
sazzled by Fizzle Shizzle Nizzle September 13, 2003