2 definitions by MonkLad
Piss Rocket: A derivation of the Cowgirl/Reverse Cowgirl sexual position.
When a girl is riding you, piss inside her and when she jumps up in surprise, grab her by the waist and throw her into the air.
This move is best conducted when it is a complete surprise, although you should accept the inevitability that you are going to get wet.
When a girl is riding you, piss inside her and when she jumps up in surprise, grab her by the waist and throw her into the air.
This move is best conducted when it is a complete surprise, although you should accept the inevitability that you are going to get wet.
Jason: "Dude, last night was mental, I did that piss rocket thing that you told me about on Abby last night. It was mad."
Derek: "Really! How did it go?!"
Jason: "So well! I threw her so high she hit her head on the ceiling and she needed 10 stitches from the hospital. Had to clean my sheets afterwards though..."
Derek: "Really! How did it go?!"
Jason: "So well! I threw her so high she hit her head on the ceiling and she needed 10 stitches from the hospital. Had to clean my sheets afterwards though..."
by MonkLad June 15, 2022
1. A shit razzle-dazzler.
2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.
2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.
Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.
Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.
Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.
by MonkLad September 4, 2019