Sparler

An irish person that deserves to be laughed at. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠛⠛⢉⣉⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣟⣛⣛ ⠄⠄⣸⠯⠭⣿⣷⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣻⣽⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣟⣛ ⠄⢬⣴⣶⡶⠖⠄⠇⡀⢻⣿⣿⡿⢛⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣽⣶⣾⣿⣻⣿⣿ ⠄⠘⠛⠛⠄⠒⠒⠆⠸⠘⢟⣩⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⣏⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣴⣤⣄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣋⣥⣶⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡟⢋⠛⣿⡏⢉⠛⣿⣿⠉⢻⣿⡏⢉⠛⣿⡏⢹⣿⣿⠉⣉⣹⡏⢉⠛⢿⣿ ⣿⣧⣈⠙⣿⡇⢈⣀⣿⠇⠄⠘⣿⡇⠈⠁⣾⡇⢸⣿⣿⠄⣭⣽⡇⠈⠁⣼⣿ ⣿⣦⣤⣤⣿⣧⣼⣿⣿⣤⣿⣤⣽⣧⣼⣤⣽⣧⣬⣭⣿⣤⣭⣽⣧⣼⣦⣽⣿

Look over there, it's ol' Sparler! Lets laugh at him!

by DefinitelyNotDuardo August 12, 2021

Houston Sparkler

When your partner performs oral sex on you whilst having pop-rocks in their mouth, creating a tingling sensation which can be quite pleasurable.

Me: Bro, this chick gave me a Houston Sparkler last night.

Bro: Shit, I just got a regular BJ.

Me: Rough, bro.

by da howla January 25, 2011

cock sparrer

An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.

Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!

by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008

Sparger

Spar-GER; the cheap, bitter, drain-cleaning-fluid-like substance contained within generic white cans and sold as lager at your local Spar. Essentially, it is carbonated tramp piss.

"I've only got £2 to get collins'ed on. Looks like I'd better buy a 12 pack of Sparger"

"He said it was Corona, but it literally took the skin from the inside of my mouth. I'm sure it was Sparger"

by MagickDio February 4, 2010

Sparbler

A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants.
A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.

Frank Carson stood up in his boxer shorts and his sparbler fell out on the floor......

by JD Hammond August 24, 2010

Mexican Sparkler

The act of a man climaxing on his back with his penis pointing straight in the air so that his ejaculate looks like a Cinco de Mayo fireworks display

All John wanted for Christmas was a Mexican Sparkler.

by Irish Jack December 27, 2014

sparkler bomb

A large clump of sparklers that are air tightly wrapped with electrical tape. Once the fuse is lit, it takes about 50 seconds to detonate. Detonation occurs when all the sparklers in the air tight tape go off at the same time compressing against the tape and eventually going off. Once exploded a sparkler bomb of 16 standard sparklers has the equivallant of 1/4 a stick of dynamite.

I used a sparkler bomb to blow the door off a soda machine.

by Adolf Von Rommel Bismarck III October 2, 2006