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Homosexual vampire, produces odd light when in contact with the sun.
Have you seen "Twilight". Yeah that Edward is a complete sparkler.
by Dr. Skinner April 19, 2010
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A MATCHING SET OF single-action trigger pull REVOLVERS . A GUN RAPPER WILL INCORPORATE THE SLANG TERMS SPARKS AND SPARKLERS INTO A BATTLE VERSE FOR ITS EASILY ADAPTIVE METAPHORIC WORDPLAY. . "LETTING SPARKS FLY LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SITE" or " "HIT YO SPOT AT NIGHT, LOOK LIKE IM WAVING ROMAN CANDLES !" :0
- DAYUM, he sparkling niggas
THIS HOUSE PARTY LOOKS DANGEROUS LETS BOUNCE. FOO YOU TRIPPIN. THIS IS MY NEPHEW BIRTHDAY PARTY AINT NO GUNS INVOLVED, ONLY SPARKLERS YOU GON SEE IS FIREWORKS.
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You jerk off with hand sanitizer, and as you’re about to cum you light your dick on fire
Bro 1:you have a lighter?
Bro 2: for what?
Bro 1: I’mna have a sparkler
Bro 2: Oh ok then
Bro 1: Happy 4th of July
by Vinegar Doppio (definitely not December 09, 2019
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A sparknotes user, who is ussually funny, smart, and hates twilight in everyway.
they BAM! posts, repeat Auntie Sparknotes's advice, and worship the words of widsom of Dan Bregstein.
Most like Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, and GOOD LITERATURE, and also think that nerds rule the world.

See:
"I also wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter until about 5th grade, though for a different reason. My parents had already read the first few books and they were afraid that if I did, then I would start trying to run through walls...or something like that."
- Halloween Friday awards, comment by SamRaven2

"When I saw the confirmation that the googly-eyed maniacs were present in this post, my jaw dropped and then I bounced up and down in my chair...

...and then realized that this might be a slightly unhealthy obsession."
- kat's Illustrated Guide to Kissing, comment by nightshade5509

going in for a pull at 500 mph, i bet that's how harry potter got his scar, the whole "killing curse" nonsense was just a cover-up story

-Kat's Illustrated Guide to kissing, comment by Libbylove22

yes.
We Rule. We are nerds. We are awesome in everyway. JUST GO WITH IT!
Sparkler one:"Is that a Friward? For me?! Really?!" *stares at school computer*
Sparkler two: "You're a sparkler too!?!?!?! Have you read the latest Think Tank? I'm in Phi Beta Dagger now!"
Sparkler one: "Congrats! may the jetpacking werewolves find you one day!" *tackle hugs sparkler two*
by Chabelinni December 20, 2010
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You cum on a girl's face and throw glitter on it afterwards
Your face is shimmering now that I've shot my wad on it!
by Steve December 04, 2004
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