Spam-Javelin 

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.

I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead

Spam-Javelin by Duckstab May 6, 2024

Spam Javelin 

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

Spam Javelin by Link December 8, 2004

Spam Javelin 

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

Spam Javelin by Dazza July 7, 2004

Spam Javelin 

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

Spam Javelin by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Javelin 

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

Spam Javelin by Al October 13, 2003

Spam Javelin 

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

Spam Javelin by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

buff the spam javelin by viaho May 23, 2010