Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002

Poko

the shit fucken pimpish person to walk the earth total pimp shit

damn he is poko!

by Darren March 06, 2004

Go deep

To sit deep in a barrel of a wave. Or to drop into the wave very deep on the inside shoulder

Here comes a set.... Go Deeeeeeeeeeeep.

by Darren May 13, 2005

Flange/flanging

To insert ones middle finger up a womans' and thumb up her vagina and gently press the two together through the fleshy wall.

"I gave her a right good flanging"

by Darren November 26, 2001

Disco Day

Originated at firm(s) in Bristol

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.

by Darren December 07, 2004

seckz

Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.

omg seckz plzz!!!!11

by Darren September 28, 2003

Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001