Darren's definitions

shnruff

rough snuff, like tobacco you snort up yours nose only rougher

My nose started bleeding after I took a whiff of shnruff

by Darren April 4, 2004

Assburn

The act of of burning ones buttocks,be it by sunburn,or being dragged across something very rough.

She had a real painful assburn from sunbathing nude.

by Darren December 15, 2002

Liquid Kids

Sperm, each one a possible child

I squirted my liquid kids all over her face.

by Darren July 21, 2004

willyman

Willyman is a legend to all mankind. A wilyman's cock is at least 10-12inch's. He is hung like a donkey.

Wow willyman's penis is huge and he is sick.

by darren March 29, 2005

Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001

seckz

Sex, to have sex, or to want sex.

omg seckz plzz!!!!11

by Darren September 28, 2003

zepher

Zepher - A man Who has no need to the world

Like a worthless bum sitting n the streets begging

by Darren June 16, 2003