Definitions by QwertyBored

squeak squeak 

the sound a mouse makes

Mouse: "squeak squeak"

squeak squeak by QwertyBored February 3, 2023

obscufiation 

/ ˌäbˈsküfïāSH(ə)n/
noun
The action of writing terrible code in order to protect your program from piracy.

"My auth is great, I spent a while on the obscufiation."

obscufiation by QwertyBored December 11, 2022

Smallen 

The term for baby fallen from the popular video game Destiny 2 by Bungie.

Person 1: Did you see the season 14 trailer?
Person 2: Yeah the Smallen are super adorable!

Smallen by QwertyBored May 5, 2021

worldeditgasm 

(verb) The orgasmic feeling when you first discover the Minecraft plugin WorldEdit after using /fill and manual block placing for your life.

Person 1: *installs WorldEdit into build server*
Person 2: Hey, what's this plugin? *tests it*
Person 2: *has a worldeditgasm* ohh yes this is amazing

worldeditgasm by QwertyBored April 30, 2021

`24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\[outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~ 

Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.

Person 1: Let's have a bored typing contest.
Person 2: qwertyuiopoiuytrewq
Person 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 2: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 1: `~1qaz!QAZ2wsx@WSX3edc#EDC4rfv$RFV5tgb%TGB6yhn^YHN7ujm&UJM8ik,*IK<9ol.(OL>0p;/)P:?-'_{"=+}\|
Person 2: `24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~
Person 1: Don't you know what you have done?

Person 2: *ascends*

`24680=wryip]adgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\[outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~ by QwertyBored December 20, 2019