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smallen
smallen by Nicky Howells August 14, 2007
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smallen by guymanperson420 May 12, 2021
Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin
A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
smallin
1. The opposite of ballin, commonly pronounced "smalliiinnnnn."
2. When you do something "real small" as opposed to doing something "real big."
2. When you do something "real small" as opposed to doing something "real big."
"Yo, I had sex with a fat chick last night....smallin"
"I just dripped some pee on my shorts...smallin"
"There's all dudes at this party....smallin"
"I just dripped some pee on my shorts...smallin"
"There's all dudes at this party....smallin"
smallin by villaloveskebby January 18, 2009
Smalling
Being defined as losing interest in something, deflating.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
Woman: What's wrong?
Man: Well, we were about to make love, but you started talking about your day at work. So now it's Smalling.
Smalling by Poet in the Corner June 13, 2021
Smallenfreuden
Where Visa takes joy from seeing small businesses suffer from cashing in on the high credit card transaction fees compared to using debit. Eerily similar to the German word Schadenfreude, which is to is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Smallenfreuden by AverageJoe79 June 21, 2013
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murderhobo
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