Spawntard 

An online FPS player that hangs back shooting spawning enemy for loot while the team is up ahead busting their asses

I hate when !Dood69_420! joins the fireteam, he's a useless spawntard.

Spawntard by Polygons May 15, 2015

spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

Spaniard Movement 

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.

I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.

Spaniard Movement by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spaztard 

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

spaztard by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003