Spaghettual

A form of sexuality in which you consider yourself straight, until things get steamy, much like spaghetti. Ergo, Spaghettual.

Billy: I told Jim that I was totally straight and would never consider sexual intercourse with a male, but that changed during our threesome with Susie - he makes me Spaghettual!

by TommyTrucks January 10, 2013

spaghettu

The stupidest shit ever said by "teenage trash" these days.

"I'm fucking stupid and can't spell "spaghetti" right, so I'll say "spaghettu" instead.

by Your suicidal mom December 6, 2016

Spaghettus

Is our lord and saviour who never disrespects you.

Brush your teeth or you disrespect spaghettus.

by SpaghettusDaGoat February 22, 2025

Spaghettus

A singular strand of spaghetti.

Dude, the waiter literally gave me a singular spaghettus and said that it was spaghetti.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024