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Spaghattso

spaghetti

/spəˈɡatzo/

noun

pasta made in solid strings, between macaroni and vermicelli in thickness.

It's also used as a term in having a soft penis like wet spaghetti.
OMG THIS IS GOOD Spaghattso how do you make it.

He went all Spaghattso on me last night, it was quite sad.
by Meatrooky October 4, 2020
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Spaghetto

The part of an Italian section in a city where there are men in sleeveless undershirts with photos tattooed on them (usually one of their Mom with a tomato plant), and women who yell at the top of their lungs through bright red lipstick while wearing skin tight leopard pants.
Gia-"I'm going to the Italian Market today for some provolone. Should I take the shortcut?"

Guido-"Make sure you don't walk through the Spaghetto to get there. Vito and his boys are looking for new whores."
by joanie19046 January 22, 2013
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Uh-oh Spaghettios

An expression of regret over a goof: oops. From a 1970s TV commercial for Franco-American SpaghettiOs, a canned pasta dinner sometimes with meatballs or sliced frankfurters. Another Homer Simpson quote.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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spaghetto

To test for doneness, my children would often throw a spaghetto at the wall. If it stuck there, the spaghetti was ready.
by Stevebone March 30, 2011
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spaghetto fabulous

Something that is well-liked by all, like spaghetti, or something so cool it could be a member of the Mafia.
Leonardi DaVinci was one pretty cool Italian. His paintings are so spaghetto fabulous.
by Spudecca April 18, 2009
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Spaghetto

Spaghetto is the singular form of spaghetti. No, I'm serious, Google it. This also means that "several spaghetti" is grammatically correct, no matter how much you don't want it to be.
Guy 1: You know those scenes in romantic movies where the "spaghetti" is actually one long spaghetto, an-
Guy 2: Di-Did you just say "spaghetto?" I don't think that's a word.
Guy 1: It is according to Wiktionary.
𝘎𝘶𝘺 2 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘱
Guy 2: What the fu-
by bit125 November 17, 2020
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spaghetto

Ghetto Spaghetti. Spaghetti made with ramen noodles and ketchup. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!
Some here and eat your spaghetto :points to ketchup covered noodle bricks:
by xl neoMAX lx January 9, 2007
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