Spaghetto

The part of an Italian section in a city where there are men in sleeveless undershirts with photos tattooed on them (usually one of their Mom with a tomato plant), and women who yell at the top of their lungs through bright red lipstick while wearing skin tight leopard pants.

Gia-"I'm going to the Italian Market today for some provolone. Should I take the shortcut?"

Guido-"Make sure you don't walk through the Spaghetto to get there. Vito and his boys are looking for new whores."

by joanie19046 January 22, 2013

spaghetto

a single strand of spaghetti.

To test for doneness, my children would often throw a spaghetto at the wall. If it stuck there, the spaghetti was ready.

by Stevebone March 30, 2011

Spaghetto

Spaghetto is the singular form of spaghetti. No, I'm serious, Google it. This also means that "several spaghetti" is grammatically correct, no matter how much you don't want it to be.

Guy 1: You know those scenes in romantic movies where the "spaghetti" is actually one long spaghetto, an-
Guy 2: Di-Did you just say "spaghetto?" I don't think that's a word.
Guy 1: It is according to Wiktionary.
𝘎𝘶𝘺 2 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘰𝘱
Guy 2: What the fu-

by bit125 November 17, 2020

spaghetto

Ghetto Spaghetti. Spaghetti made with ramen noodles and ketchup. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

Some here and eat your spaghetto :points to ketchup covered noodle bricks:

by xl neoMAX lx January 9, 2007

Spaghetto

An Italian slum, plain and simple.

When luigi lost his bank roll at the craps' table, he had to move to the spaghetto.

by DonnieLee November 20, 2006

spaghetto

A meal consisiting of dollar store brand macaroni and tomato juice. Sometimes with salt and pepper if you can afford them.

Brett, we're not poor anymore. You can stop eating the spaghetto.

by McWork August 19, 2008

Spaghetto

Ramen noodles and ketchup

When your broke ass can’t afford real spaghetti, spaghetto will have to do.

by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020