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To be submerged in spaghetti whilst shoving raw ravioli up your anus.
"Wish to try spagatto?"
spagatto by LieutenantFeline May 9, 2018
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spagetto 

A getto in which the Italians reside
*Italian accent* I live in the spagetto
spagetto by spagemily and spagannah November 22, 2013

spagattled 

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.
eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning
spagattled by stan April 12, 2006

fuckin spagatti 

When some one or something fucks spagatti
And gets food on there cock.
I fuckin spagatti last night.
fuckin spagatti by Kgdaboss25 May 24, 2016

Spagttoe 

A spaghetti kind that often creeps into one's pants when you don't pay attention
Oh no there is spagttoe in my pants !!!
Spagttoe by Gekke pious February 25, 2017

Spagatooli 

A Phrase in which you say when taking any object, tangible or idealistically, away from another being forcefully;therefor, making it legally yours no questions asked.
virginity, cellphone, doughnut, Television, Home, spagatooli, Sogatooli (When taking more than one thing)
Spagatooli by Riiyone May 23, 2018

spagotto 

ur hair lookin like spaghetti by Sarah Kaynee
spagotto ur hair be like
spagotto by theblack_queen July 31, 2021
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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