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space jamming 

The act of napping while specifically utilizing a 1996 Michael Jordan Space Jam blanket as a cover.
What is your plan for tonight?

After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.

Space Jammin 

When you take multiple drugs at once and become so high you appear out of space.
That kid had Acid and shrooms together....look at him, He's definitely space jammin right now.
Space Jammin by The Bra Life March 30, 2015

space-jammed 

1. verb. Generally used to describe the certain kicking of butt. Essentially, it means you took a severe wallopping.
1. Watch your back, shoe thief, 'cause I'm gonna space-jam your ass!
2. Oo nasty bruise, shoe thief, you got space-jammed.
space-jammed by lizzip April 20, 2005

Space Jammed

When your bitch ass friend steals your skill in order to win a bet or competition of any sort
Well i bet i could shoot three free throws but James Space Jammed me and shot them all blind folded.
Space Jammed by Girdlemaster June 9, 2017

Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.
Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!
Space Jammed by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

space jammed

(v.) When one performs an epic series of movements to complete a mundane task.
Guy 1 performs a spinning jump to reach something off a high shelf.
Guy 2: "Oh man! He just space jammed!
space jammed by cooperdotmov December 9, 2010