Sozzatron 

Saying that you're sorry when you don't really mean it!

You say it when the douchbag sitting next to you on the couch says he cant be bothered helping you right a meaning and says it's too much for him right now even though all he is doing is watching Frankenfish! You're reply is "SOZZATRON!!"

Sozzatron by Count Checkula March 16, 2009

sozatron

an apology of epic, transformer-esque, proportions

Scott - "Dude, you totally just crashed your car into my house"

Adam - "sozatron"

sozatron by Adamsayssozatronsometimes September 30, 2009

Sorbatron 

A person obsessed with phallic objects and penal symbolism. A Sorbatron would relish any opportunity to create phallic art where ever possible. They are a creative breed, not bound by the realms of normal social behavior. A Sorbatron does not think like regular human being, their though process can be equated to people with Autism who may see in their surroundings in patterns and numbers, in much the same way a Sorbatron will only see objects around them as cocks and balls

Person A "Did you draw that 8 foot flaming penis on the hill?"
Person B "YES"
Person A "You're such a Sorbatron!"

Sorbatron by Vippy von Vipington May 12, 2015

Shazzatron

The Shazzatron is a mostly solitary creature, residing in it's darkened hovel preening it's self in front of it's web cam. It attempts to portrey it's self as a genuine kind hearted soul and often succeeds in luring the young, unsuspecting and week of mind. The warm, kind hearted front is a mere ruse and nothing more than an attempt at gaining popularity so as to have what it feels to be some level of control over an online community. The Shazzatron's supporters often follow it blindly into battle in any flame war unaware they're under it's spell, (akin to that of a siren to a sailor) and willing fight for a cause they may not believe in.

The Shazzatron's favourite prey is younger unpartnered males. It encourages them, offers them a breast and mothers them. On occassion, older females are also dragged into the Shazzatron's web. Some become rock solid aly's, others are acutely aware of it's true motives and shun the creature. Most of it's prey are not aware they are under it's spell and doing it's bidding. A fortunate few souls see the light and recover from their ordeal relatively unscathed.

The Shazzatron's favoured trick is to perform act's that will be seen by others as selfless and above and beyond the call of duty. These act's though are far from selfless. As with all actions by the Shazzatron, any seemingly selfless act is for no reason other than to gain kudos and community approval. Such acts serve also to cement the ruse as genuine, in the minds of it's prey and others.

Beware the Shazzatron, there is one lurking near you.

Hey man, did you see that new girl online the other day?

Yeah man, don't bother with her she's a total Shazzatron.

Shazzatron by Miah81 July 15, 2009

Spazatron 

A small ginger gimp, who despite being eighteen pervs on smaller girls over facebook, appears to be twelve himself so as to disguise the evil within and worse of all sports ironically terrible tattoo's of dragons.

Also can be used to describe an unattractive freckled kid

Guy one:Hey dude that guy over their, the one with the glasses
Guy two:Yh he's a total Spazatron
Guy one:I agree also i think he's secretly gay

Spazatron by TheHeroworship November 18, 2011

spazatron 

some body who is acting like a asshole or a spazor being retarded some examples are spaz,retard,jumpy,dumb,ass

girl: 1,2,3 whats after 3
boy: spazatron

spazatron by scott u December 12, 2007

Suzatron 

usually an insult to small scene children. it means to be scene/emo in denial who also likes small boys.

Stop being such a Suzatron!

Suzatron by Pofo. January 16, 2007